I am at the SNARK today, rambling on about some half naked enchantresses from the days of yore. Got you, didn´t I?

For those of you with a habit of not clicking links that lead to other sites: pull up a chair and enjoy these!

10 ways to know if you drink too much coffee... source: here and there and everywhere!

1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
3. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
4. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
5. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
6. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
7. You can type sixty words per minute... with your feet.
8. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
9. You can't even remember your second cup.
10. You help your dog chase its tail.
11. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation."

Now, go over to Central Snark! and quit being a baby: I know it was 11 answers!

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