Did you know....
you cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in Alabama?
You didn't? Well, I guess it is time for you to familiarize yourself with this necessary knowledge HERE. Who knows in what prison you might end up in otherwise, regardless most of them come with a toothless mountain of a person asking you if you feel lucky tonight.
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. *checks her flightless feathers*
You didn't? Well, I guess it is time for you to familiarize yourself with this necessary knowledge HERE. Who knows in what prison you might end up in otherwise, regardless most of them come with a toothless mountain of a person asking you if you feel lucky tonight.
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. *checks her flightless feathers*
Labels: Snarking
16 Comments:
That's a just plain great old cartoon. Penguins should not play baseball near the house.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a tollbooth.
Just sayin'. 'Case you ever come back.
ah-hah! i knew there was a reason penguins couldn't fly. who'd a thunk it was due to a wayward baseball? (probably Joel, for one)
this post is every bit as charming as the one you did on the Snark, my dear little Penguita! thanks for the laughs, these days i can use all i can get! : ) xox
Doug, we didn't know at the time...we sure payed dearly for it though.
TLP, I will come back and thanks for the warning. How about having sexual relations with a trucker chained to a fire hydrant?
Snuppy, me too. I need these chuckles to keep me going. It helps to know that stupidity is not specific to Iceland :)
Toll booths are kind of small. I'm still worrying over your Space-Time Continuum on Doug's blog yesterday. I guess if you got the space and time, then continue.
My alligator and I will not be traveling to Alabama anytime soon.
TLP, what about a cabbie?
Loved your Snark post today! By the way, I've tagged you for a meme. If you have time, come and play.
In Alabama it is also illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church. They just aren't allowed any fun, are they?
Tom, it scares me too when I start talking about physics. But don't worry I am not messing with teh rotation of the earth just yet, but just in case: would you rather be annexed to Japan or Sardinia?
nessa, come to Iceland...your aligator and I will form a new club..."only one member of my species got lost here"-club :)
Doug, not to worry, I think teh fare is the same, plus two extra dollars for each additiona bump!
Theresa, will check it out in a second :)
cindra, bummer...Christians sure have a lot of rules :)
Your cartoon is great. Why do penguin shananigans make me laugh?
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-In California, it is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
-Women may not drive in a house coat.
-No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Us Californians...sheesh!
Terry, penguins are just plain awkward. You just gotta love them :) I had never any doubt as to California's silliness...you have an Austrain, ex-movie star govenor for one, who can't even pronounce
his State's name properly :)
Actonbell, and you always add that little extra with a word or two I have never heard before and likely won't again :)
What a cute cartoon!!
We can't tie alligators to the bumper of our cars here in Arkansas and we can't keep them in our bathtubs either.
He pled the case for Martin Luther and reformation at Augsburg.
Jamie, Arkansas sure sounds like a place you have to see with your own eyes, to believe it :)
Doug, I am pleading for a bit of time :)
I have an alligator? What am I doing with it in Alabama? I am so confused!
;-P
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