This goes out to all the Ladies!
"Now I lay me
Down to sleep.
I pray the Lord
My shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles
Please no bags
And please lift my butt
Before it sags.
Please no age spots
Please no gray
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done."
Five tips for a woman:
1)It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2)It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3)It is important to find a man you can count on and who doesn't lie to you.
4)It is important that a man loves and spoils you.
5)It is important that these four man don't know each other.
Foot note: One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Rabbit, Rabbit!!!Notice: Happy Birthday to Joel. I have met a few great guys in my life, you certainly are one of them! I'd watch a 7 hour documentary about the Dodgers just for you and I really mean that! Also: you make great Spaghettis!
Labels: Happy weekend
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May I be the FIRST to say g'morning and good late evening to you.
Wish I could sleep.
Good post too. Very informative!
:-P
Ha, ha, haaa! They are so silly and yet I am laughing my head off! VERY funny my dearest and for a nonreligious chick, THAT'S a prayer I can surely stick to! I am down on my knees as I type! WOOH!
As for the boobs, I am running for my bra now... dammit! Though I suppose the requirement for that is that they have some weight to begin with and well, none, here... *sigh* ;-P
Hey! Where are the pictures of your pretty just-for-you desk? I am seriously expecting them now! *tap, tap, tap*
Have a great weekend my dearest Minka!
You made my day! Yes, I have followed all those tips, except number 5, since I have only one man who meets the first four conditions. The boob note was great. Before, I might have worried about size, but now I'll be happy that mine will never be able to make such comments.
Morgan...well good day to you. Everything alright?
MIZ B: I received this as an e-mail a few years back, and as I am sorting through old paper stuff...I found it. Very neat I thought. Writing desk pictures should be the next post...I just hadn't finished last night...sorting pens into shape is difficult sometimes :)
Theresa: well, for some reason a friend of mine thought to send me this...I wonder why now :)
Cold but good, thanks. :-D
Don't you want to let us all know how school's going?
Rabbit rabbit you silly penquin you.
Morgan...two days of utter delight, of course :)
TLP, oh come on...bet you anythign you giggled. A wonderful Septemeber to you and Niks!
Hase Hase. Did you have another birthday?
Great post from start to finish!
Do YOU have four men taking care of your every desre? If so, I want to know what man #2 does to make you laugh. Does he stand on his head or juggle tomatoes or just tell jokes??? :-)
Rabbit, Rabbit!
Doug, yes it wa steh half-birthday of my half birthday. Why? Did you forget to send a card?
Actonbell, not to worry there will be a next one :) You have a greta month, too :)
Jamie, he does all kinds of things...juggling, while singing and tickleing my toes :)
Do men get a list of tips also? Or is the overall advice "Aim for a young one"?
Rabbit, Rabbit...laughing, laughing
Morgan, some people are beyond help...half of our species to be precise! :)
Joel, Happy Birthday and wonderful mexican food! ;)
Thank you...getting ready to feed the pups then ourselves, which as you know means a call to Ole Mole.
Joel, i thought it only fitting that there was a picture of a cute rabbit next to my birthday wishes. We Penguins might have tiny brains, but a large portion of our capacity is alloted to memory ;)
like Joel, i'm laughing, laughing! and thinking this silly-yet-hilarious post is as grand as they come! wish i'd thought of doing something like this for YOUR 30th!
and, may i say, it was extremely lovely of you to tack a birthday wish on at the end to commemorte Joel's big day! that was SOOOOO sweet! you'll be happy to know i baked another decadent chocolate cake, which we forced ourselves to eat, even after we'd stuffed ourselves with Ole Mole. sadly, i forgot to get more decorations, but, in your "honor", i strung up the limp remains of YOUR birthday balloonies (you left a few, remember?), which helped make our house look, um, woefully festive.
Rabbit, Rabbit, dearest Penguin penguin! ; ) xox
Neva, as to the birthday balloonies...I hear recycling things is cool these days :)
The chocolate cake, I bet, is just as delicious as mine was...there never can be too much chocolate!
I hope there was extra sour cream ordered from Ole Mole...it would have been like I was there. I hope you guys had a cozy evening!
late rabbit, rabbit!
that's one tricky picture.
Ariel, which woman did you see first? HOpe you have a wonderful September!
Which woman? HA HA - I only see the lovely young maiden... oh pardon me, is there another angle?
Happy birthday to Joel - don't worry son, it happens to everyone :)
PS - Here are 4 Dodger Dogs for you to share between your significant other *waves at Neva* and yourself. They aren't as good as pylsur (Icelandic hotdogs) but they were were my first love and hold a place of honor.
I saw the young woman first. and second, and third... the old lady showed up to me totally accidently. 2 in 1!
I am such an ass. Joel!!! I hope your birthday went as fine as I'd have liked it to go had it been MY birthday. :-)
Terry, Ariel...thank you for the kind birthday greetings. It was a good day.
Terry, I would have thought you would have brought some food for all of us, just becuase it wa shis birthday, he gets two??? no fair!
ariel, I saw the young one first too, but the old crone sneaked up pretty quickly on me. There's hope for you!
Joel, I am glad to hear it...no need to thank me. It's like a giant hug! *grins*
Minka....Do you realize, if God answered that prayer, all women would be DEAD before forty? (hee-hee)...........Judy
by the way Terry...love the Dodger Dogs! It's been years since I've had one but if memory serves they were quite special as hot dogs go!
JD: I haven't thought of that. I am not willing to check out that early...67 seems a nice age though, for me that is!
Joel, should I use my inviibility to fight evil or for cime?
Minka...could I BE more sorry? Thank you so much for everything you did to make this a very special birthday weekend. Invisible? I don't think so.
Joel...very nice, Chandler! Hope you have many many many more. Enjoy your DS and don't get too far ahead in Brain Age!
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