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Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Oh that Larry!

The wisdom of Larry the cable guy, here regurgitated for your convenience:



1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

4. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

5. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

7. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

9. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

10.Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.


You feel better now, don´t ye?!

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25 Comments:

At 01:05, Anonymous quilly said...

Nope. Got anymore? Too much stress. Too much. Too much.

 
At 05:07, Blogger Doug said...

Big fun, git 'er done!

Hase Hase!

 
At 10:39, Anonymous Anonymous said...

love it. MOm

 
At 12:34, Anonymous neva said...

lovelovelove Larry the Cable Guy! and these are gems! on the other hand -- the one with different fingers -- i'm pretty sure Steven Wright said that 2nd one, first! (doesn't make it any less funny, to be sure!) thanks for the hearty laugh, my beautiful friend.

now... shouldn't you be finishing up a post for the Snark for, oh, say... tomorrow??? heh heh. xoxoxo

 
At 12:35, Anonymous neva said...

crap crap. i meant to say Rabbit Rabbit up there.

sigh, sigh.

 
At 14:19, Blogger Theresa said...

11. A bird in the hand is sure to do it's business there.

 
At 15:23, Blogger tsduff said...

RABBIT RABBIT -
Thanks for making me laugh so early in the day. FUNNY FUNNY :-D

 
At 15:56, Anonymous Joel said...

Rabbit Rabbit
Duck Duck
Goose Goose

 
At 16:29, Blogger Minka said...

Quilly, you look sorta blueish...breathe for the love of God, breathe!

Doug, "Hase Hase", Naseweiss!

Mom, where are you...I come home and you not here *curls up in fetal position*

neva, well slap me silly, but I believe I finsihed it up yesterday...does it not look ready to you?
And a wonderful bunny month to you too:)

Theresa, I´d prefer two pigeons on teh roof though ;)

terry, I needed a laugh too...these did the trick for me and it is not like you guys are any more complicated:)

Joel, put down the barnyard book!

 
At 16:58, Anonymous neva said...

d'oh! next time i'll remember to look before i peep. ; ) xox

 
At 17:05, Blogger ariel said...

sometimes I too look up funny things when I am down, sometimes it helps, even. :)

"anger without enthusiasm", it's just too funny!

 
At 17:16, Blogger Minka said...

neva, pierced my heart with that accusation! *sobs uncontrolably*
xox

ariel, that was my favourite too.
When teh world is a being a shitty place, we just need to remind ourselves that even God has a sense of humour. It´s the only explanation!

 
At 17:38, Blogger The Old Mule said...

Whoever is out there, we might as well laugh.

 
At 18:05, Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

Today, I'm wearing my Brennivin t-shirt.

 
At 18:49, Anonymous Heike said...

Just wanna stop by and say "hi" . Guess what I did yesterday? ... I booked my flight to "sweet home Iceland". And now I'm so much looking forward to it :-) It's unstoppable now, you will see me soon :-) Hug, Heike

 
At 18:58, Blogger TLP said...

Rabbit rabbit.

 
At 22:22, Anonymous neva said...

there there, dear friend... here *hands teh Penguin a Starbucks triple-grande-soy-no-whip-mocha* this'll make you feel better! ; )

read teh post/loved teh post/can't wait to, um, post teh post, tomorrow!! xoxox

 
At 22:28, Blogger actonbell said...

6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If only that were true!


Rabbit, rabbit!

 
At 22:38, Blogger Kyahgirl said...

now I'm really glad the earth sucks! thanks honey :-)

 
At 22:41, Blogger Minka said...

old mule, absolutely. Can we have a glass of wine, too? Uh...and shoes with bells on!

snay, how did you get a brennivín shirt? Have you ever been to Iceland?

heike, I heard rumors of your arrival. Ready for painting fences?

TLP, Hase hase dear pez!

neva, *sobs a little for effect* and happily sips from her Mocca. It worked, she thinks :)

actonbell, some of us have a lousy memory and an even worse conscience, I know. I made my peace with it when I turned 5 I think and discovered selective amnesia :)

 
At 22:42, Blogger Minka said...

Laura...you snuck by me! It was my pleasure...I live for explaining physical attratcions :)

 
At 23:12, Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I've never been, but a guy I knew married an Icelander, and when they went back to visit her family, they got me this shirt as a gift.

 
At 01:34, Blogger Quilldancer said...

Thanks, Minka. I was starting to feel a bit light headed.

 
At 05:55, Blogger Tom & Icy said...

I remember Madonna before she was a virgin.

 
At 12:55, Blogger Minka said...

snay, snay!: I myself have given a Brennivin shirt on occasion. It´s a good and very descriptive present to give :)

quilly, as long as you don´t get air-headed, we are fine. Feeling better today?

Tom&Icy, we can talk baout that, too! :)

 

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