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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Don´t let my intense vulnerability be any kind of a factcor here, but...

Mattress Police - Antisocial Commentary

This is simple: If you care about me at all, you´ll go to this site (click the link above!) and vote for ME. Don´t read the other captions, I know how easily distracted you can get.

and this shouldn´t affect you in any way, shape or form:

but life does hold little pleasure for me, I live on an ice cube for crying out loud: have some warmth!

*shivers pathetically*

On a totally different note:

If you take any number, double it, add 10, divide by 2, and subtract your original number, the answer will always be 5.

Oh, it matters!


Posted by Minka :: 5:18 pm :: 30 Royal Subjects

Link to this Royal Decree!


At 20:10, Blogger Doug said...

It seems to me, maybe you and Neva should wrassle for our votes.

At 22:42, Blogger Doug said...

See what happens when you get emotional? This used to be a popular blog.

At 22:52, Blogger Minka said...

Doug...I know. I guess it was too early to show my true colours. Well, I had a good run, it had to end sometime! Should we make next Thursday my final post?

At 02:18, Blogger G said...

Haha, I vote for wrassling! Just like old times, shamelessly plugging for votes - way to go!

At 02:55, Anonymous neva said...

MacGyver be damned, i say for for teh Penguin! er... but vote for me, too. (honestly, i don't mind coming in second -- it would be an improvement over last week's pathetic showing!)

i left a plea for you on the Snark -- and now i'm here, too, in order to wrassle you back into the fold! and thank you (and Doug) for the inspiration you gave me for my own humble post this week... what would i do without you? (aside from win this week's caption contest, i mean??)


At 04:00, Blogger Diesel said...

What have I wrought? Internet wrassling? Oh, the humanities!

At 04:32, Blogger Minka said...

G, some things never change!

Neva, may the better caption win :) I am thinking you are on to a wrassling post? Interesting...

Diesel, fancy you showing up here! You can join though, walk around and holding up numbers between the rounds :)

At 04:55, Anonymous neva said...

er...um... that was supposed to say "VOTE for teh Penguin...". bit of a slip, i guess. or maybe i want to win after all! hmmmm... ; ) xox

At 10:31, Blogger actonbell said...

Now, if Ekim were here, he's describe to me exactly why the answer is always 5. I don't have The Vision, but that's pretty cool!

I forgot about the caption contest! *pant, pant* why am I always out of time?

At 11:33, Blogger I Dive At Night said...


Okay, one vote for you from work and there will be two more from the home computers tonight. Neva's winning at the moment, but you and she are the only contenders.

Diesel, like Fine Arts, Literature, and History?

If you take any number, subtract 1, add 2, and subtract 1 again you'll get the number you started with! Or a floating-point error.


At 13:09, Anonymous quilly said...

Like Morgan, I'll vote once for each of you -- only problem is, I have another friend in the line up! Don't tell him who I voted for (you won't have to -- the votes will.)

At 13:54, Blogger Minka said...

neva, who wouldn´t like to win. I´d give quite a bit to have that picture!

actonbell, there will be one next week and i can send you a memo a day before :) I actually did about 7 test runs with this theory and teh answer truly was always 5!

Morgan, a math wiz? *bows* and I appreciate teh support, but you realize I am being a little playful here, and although I´d like to win, you have the perfect right and probably more enjoyment if you vote for the best caption. There is one about hobbit shooting, I´d have voted for, if vanity hadn´t gotten in the way :)
But thank you!

Quilly, thank you so much...I hope your conscience is white though and it wasn´t actually a better caption you ignored. But thank you!

At 14:38, Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I'll vote for you, but I want a hug.

At 15:39, Blogger The Old Mule said...

I broke down and voted for Minka and Neva. But I still want a wrassel.

At 15:39, Blogger Diesel said...

Ooh, I want that too. I'll rig the contest for a hug.

At 15:40, Blogger The Old Mule said...

wrassel, wrasell, wrassle. Who's counting?

At 16:04, Blogger Minka said...

snay, how about a handshake. During election it is simply not wise to make too close connect with the opposite sex. Ask BILL! Wait...my name is Monika. *ponders*
My parents never really gave me a chance, now did they?

mule, diesel...guys! here we are two girls trying to display mental ability and all you can think about is Brad Hitman Heart in pink tights. Shame on you!

At 16:06, Blogger Theresa said...

Hey, I voted for you, but I have to say you and Neva really should tie. Maybe you could split the picture down the middle. Each of you gets half of Diesel. You'll have to fight it out to see who gets which half.

At 16:37, Blogger Logophile said...

Well, can I at least get a hug??

At 16:42, Blogger Minka said...

theresa, as long as I get the half that has capsule 329 in it and the second tree from the left, I am good as rain!

Logo, It would be my pleasure. *takes the curly redhead into her arms*

At 17:21, Blogger I Dive At Night said...

Woohoo! Diesel's vote system let me vote three times! :-) From three separate computers.

Quilly misunderstood. All my votes are for Minka. (Sorry Neva.)

At 19:34, Anonymous neva said...

Morgan: gee... i'm crushed. not to mention shocked... shocked i tell ya, SHOCKED. wait'll i tell your mother. ; ) xox

At 20:18, Blogger ariel said...

I've never seen one episode of those series but I did recognize the big guy so I know where the picture is from, and 2 captions (Monik aand Murph) were the funniest to me, I'd have voted hadn't I missed it all.

At 12:07, Blogger Doug said...

He gained fame from cartoons of unnecessarily complex contraptions.

At 16:39, Anonymous neva said...

beep beep!

At 19:44, Blogger Theresa said...

Voted for you again on my husband's computer. Hah! Diesel, I tricked you.

At 23:40, Blogger J. D. said...

Hey, there must be a lot of inbreeding in Blogville...and there's too much cheating going on, even the teachers have surcumbed to it. AND NEVA, is a tattle-tale too. Yes, Minka, I did vote for you. But, MacGyver is one of my favourite people. Did I vote for Neva also?......J.D.

At 11:18, Blogger ariel said...

I am not sure why I'd decided that the voting is over but I now went back and voted. :)

At 14:28, Blogger Minka said...

Morgan, I think that is lovely, I seriously hope you liked the caption though!

neva, You already have Bobo...how much more do you need and the way it looks -even with all this lovely dedictaion- I am way behind!

ariel, you´ll realize your right to vote in a few minutes:)

Doug, if you don´t cut it out, I will gain fame for the invention of a new legal torturing device!

neva, it´s your alarm clock. Wake up!

theresa, wow...I didn´t even think of that. Inriguing. Sadly, I only have one computer.

J.D...it might sound cheesey now, but I loved Neva´s MacGyver quote and she seems to be winning despite inbreeding, so all´s well that ends well!

ariel, told ye!

At 14:48, Blogger Doug said...

Minka, I just took the time to figure out your math problem. Too bad I'm running late, but it is true.


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