Be a nice Earthling today...
´cause Gaea...well, it´s her day and women get weird when you forget something like that.
People have been attending to her for quite a bit (I am so not gonna be the one to call her old today!); Wegener, for example, found matching bedbugs on opposite sides of the Atlantic. What have you accomplished?
Now, be gentle with the earth... it´s not like we got one spare!
totally necessary addendum:
Q: What did one cloud say to the other?
A: I'm cirrus about you.
I am sorry, but this cracked me up all morning!