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Thursday, March 08, 2007

The honest truth about showering!

Ok, This video below was hilarious to me, especially when we got to the part where women´s shampooing is explained in closer detail. Now I know there are people out there that think the hauman body/ gender and behavior are something to be seen in the behind closed doors between two equals and not openly explored. In that case, thank you so much for your visit today and I hope to see you again tomorrow. It is time for you to leave now!

If you are under thirteen or chaste or just prefering to leave certain things to the imagination, don´t click the below link!
(Ef þið eru yngri en 13, ekki skoða myndbandið!)

How To Shower - Men & Women - For more funny videos, click here

All of a sudden that tile-scrub doesn´t seem too out there :)


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Link to this Royal Decree!


At 12:24, Blogger Doug said...

See, I always thought women's showers took an hour and a half because the soap asked a yes/no question.

The shower-like-a-man sequence has too many steps. There are three.

At 12:32, Blogger IDiveAtNight said...

How does he do that? Doug, do you sleep or go to work?

I agree though. Way too many steps!

At 13:03, Blogger Minka said...

Doug, one a half...that sounds about right! After this video I think it will be better advised not to ask in more detail about these steps :)

Morgan, I don´t know...I think he sleeps AT work!;)

And you guys wonder why we think you are simple creatures :)

At 13:08, Blogger Doug said...

Minka, we hardly wonder at all.

Morgan, it's the magic of RSS. When Minka was on vacation last year I set things up so I get a note when there's a new post.

At 13:31, Anonymous Quilly said...

That was a riot.

Doug, my soap as never spoken to me, but the hot water does whisper inticing sweet nothings.

At 15:29, Blogger Mo'a said...

Eg er eldri en 13 ekki mikid, enn eldri en 13.
Funny and I thought I was the only person on earth, clever enough to clean the shower while showering...I am grateful for blogs and YouTube without them I would be clueless.
Thank you my dear Minka for the education.

At 16:10, Blogger Minka said...

Doug, are you implying it is time I write something of substance now. I mean since you seem to have subscribed, I feel almost like I have to :)

Quilly, I am glad you liked it. I wasn´t sure if it would push people´s buttons a little too much!

Móa, let´s give a shout out to You Tube! *lifts hands in the air*

At 17:35, Blogger Logophile said...

oooh man, I am laughing right now, so hard.
My shower routine may not be quite that complex but it catches the general tone of the difference quite effectively.
Good find, Minka

At 18:20, Anonymous neva said...

nothing like kicking off the weekend with a little good, clean fun, dear Penguin!

this video is hilarious. probably because it hits so close to home! for the record, i clean my shower while i'm in there, too. (is that being "obsessive"? no, it is not. i believe the correct term is... efficient) xox

At 19:21, Blogger Minka said...

Logo, glad you liked. I saw myself roughly too :)

Neva, I, myself, have had many a wonderful shower cleaning it. Efficiency is absolutely right! Leave s more time for re-watching Friends ;)Stay tuned, this weekend I´ll post something along similar bathroom decorums ;)

At 19:36, Blogger Doug said...

No, Minka. I was just affirming the "simple creature" allegation, cruel as it was.

At 20:02, Anonymous al said...

According to Al Gore, we'd be halfway to solving our environmental problems if women would just stop bathing.

That would help take care of overpopulation, too.

(That was an unemployed-man shower in the video, by the way.)

At 21:51, Blogger Diesel said...

I do all those things except pee in the shower. Mostly because I have to do something while the shower is warming up anyway.

At 23:09, Blogger Minka said...

Doug, I was referring to your comment to Morgan and your subscription via RSS :)

Al, I refuse to reply to that allegation. And Al Gore? Not on my site sunshine!

Diesel, so it is more of a time filler;) I am glad about the non-peeing though :) That scared me a bit!

At 23:25, Blogger Doug said...

Oh, OK. I just fed Ferdinand.

At 00:11, Blogger Minka said...

I know, he told me ;) Although you overdo the sardines a bit, he is more of a salmon kinda guy ;)

At 02:15, Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I'm all about the five minute shower, baby.

At 09:40, Blogger IDiveAtNight said...

In basic training (army) we learned to do 2-minute, cold-water-only showers. Of course we had no hair, so that was easier. Cold shaving is worse.

Now I actually have to condition my hair, so I'm somewhere in between the two videos.

But cleaning while showering is out of the question! When the most sensitive skin on your body sits front and centre, you don't spray many caustic chemicals while naked.

At 12:31, Blogger ariel said...

@Doug - farting, peeing and making shampoo hair-doo is three. you don't use soap? :-P

At 23:07, Blogger Minka said...

malnurtured snay, eahc to their own I guess. But I bet your forgot to scrub behind your ears each time!

Morgan, well you don´t have to spray them on you...you just cleaned yourself in the shower-if that´s what you were doing! The trick is to apply some cleaning thingies everywhere but on yourself and get scrubbing.

At 23:09, Blogger Minka said...

ariel, Hi! I like the way you think and tease...rumour has it, he doesn´t use the bath mat either. he falls down a lot...that might explain his late posting of late!

At 01:49, Blogger G said...

I couldn't see this yesterday and came back today. I am cracking up. So what I've learned is Doug doesn't use soap and I have to show this to Scissors so he stops complaining about my "half hour showers". I mean they're not quite thaaat long.

At 05:30, Blogger tsduff said...

So funny. Who can't relate? Very good post Minka ;-D

At 14:20, Blogger Minka said...

G, it is good to introduce men to teh fact that long showers are a female thing aorund the world and it seems to me that some of those rituals are man-induced :)

terry, thank you!

At 21:35, Blogger Kyahgirl said...

christ, now I'm really having a gender crisis. I don't shower like a woman and I don't shower like a man....wait a minute, I'm a dog. Ok, we're cool.


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