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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I´ve got nothing...

along those lines:

Three men went to hell.

The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

now excuse me while I unfrizzle!

Posted by Minka :: 2:04 pm :: 28 Royal Subjects

Link to this Royal Decree!


At 14:43, Blogger Doug said...

Now this post shows the virtue of German efficiency.

I won't ask what the cat was standing on his head in.

At 14:51, Anonymous neva said...

that's our cat. i'm serious, that's *exactly* what our 19 year-old cat looks like. and i believe it's because he spends an inordinate amount of time in his cat box. on his head.

funny Penguin! xoxo

At 14:52, Anonymous SolaceCai said...

I think I know what that cat was standing in...
It would be my luck to choose like those 3 men did lol.
Thanks for the laugh, Minka!


At 14:54, Anonymous al said...

Very funny, M. I've heard of teasing cats, but this is ridiculous.

At 15:12, Blogger QuillDancer said...

Were you house cleaning? I was here yesterday and your blog was empty. Oh, and I believe your cat uses too much mousse.

At 15:25, Anonymous al said...

Miss Quilly, you are truly in rare form today. :-)

At 19:32, Blogger Minka said...

Doug, soem questions ar ebetter left un-answered!

neva, I really had nothing, so I went and stole. Google eventually will suit me!

solace cai, laughter makes a lousy day worth living ;) I think most of us would have taken option number three, although whenever things seem to be the lesser evil: careful!

al, more so than say the re-elcetion of Bush a couple of years back?

qilly, my blog just dissapeared. I thought blogger was to blame, I had to re-publsih my entire blog this morning. For a minute I thought I had lost my identity!

al, this is my turf...no smooching up to the teacher, otherwise I´ll hit you with the apple Doug brought to class today!

At 20:39, Blogger O Ceallaigh said...

Three guys, huh? George, Dick and Donald??

Hey Quilly? This mousse or that mousse? Inquring Maineiacs want to know.


At 01:03, Blogger QuillDancer said...

OC -- spelling lessons are in order.

Minka -- I am so glad you have your identity back. I know my blog disappeared oncve and I went into shock. I thought I was going to have to have therapy, but after about 12 hours it magically reappeared. I do still have occassional nightmares.

At 01:04, Blogger QuillDancer said...

Oh! While all your posts were missing yesterday I fed the penguin. That little waddler sure can catch!

At 01:33, Anonymous cindra said...

That was traumatizing...I'm so happy you are back.

Good joke...

My bangs always look like "something about Mary" when I wake up in the morning...but not for the same reason...i'm a face sleeper

At 01:35, Blogger IDiveAtNight said...

Anyone ever tickle the penguin (Ferdinand) 'til he falls off the ice? It's hillarious! I just can't get enough of that! (Sorry Minka)

At 02:00, Blogger Aisha said...

hope your hair day is better dear!

GACK at the joke. I am a very visual person and that just sounds reallyyyyy gross.... *shudder* :)

At 05:11, Blogger QuillDancer said...

Tickling the penguin! I'd not thought of that. It is fun! thanx for the suggestion! Wheeee!

At 14:35, Blogger cube said...

This is hardly nothing. A funny post indeed!

At 16:26, Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

Ay dios mio! I don't know what to say... I feel nauseous.

At 16:28, Blogger Doug said...

You all play gently with Ferdinand. He's good natured about it I'd hate to see him catch cold. But have you all noticed you can move the mouse around and he'll follow with his eyes.

You must be very proud, Minka. I bet he grows up to be a sportscaster.

At 16:33, Blogger Minka said...

Oc, neither!

Quilly, i so understand. I have my psychiatrist in speed dial ;) He can catch, you can push him of teh edge and if you move your cursor above his head, he will follow it with hsi gaze! Just sayin'! Hours of fun!

cindra, I wish my hair would ever do anythign else besides hanging straight down. No amount of chemicals or curls can persuade it otherwise!

Morgan, it is quite ok, he loves it! And I like my kids to be clean :) As long as you give him a fish or two after!

aisha, soemtime ago I have stopped to visualize particular images...certain words trigger my imagination to shut down :) My hair is inexplicable today...I thought yesterday was bad!

quilly, so much fun to be had if you look a little closer!

cube, thanks and I knew you´d like the cat picture. I mena it is not Friday, so I felt alright about posting it ;)

Miz B...youa lrigth sweety, I mena under flooding circumstances???

At 16:34, Blogger Minka said...

Hi Pascover *waves* we cross posted :) *winks*

You know ferdiand almost as well as I do...of teh playful sort aren´t we?

At 17:05, Blogger Kyahgirl said...

good luck with getting defrazzled my dear. Hopefully you won't be standing on your head in shit anytime soon!

Hey, I have a great joke for you:

A eg ad segja ther brandara?

Keyptu ther brjosthaldara!

♥ ♥

you can kill me in person some day. :-)

At 18:55, Blogger Doug said...

Kyahgirl, that's a little adult for this site isn't it? How'd you like it if talked about your undergarments in Canadian?

Minka, you made me laugh with your comment to Morgan. I actually follow the rule of two fish after pushing him in.

At 18:55, Blogger Sar said...

Teehee!!! The picture was funny but the joke was funnier. Hope the hair is defrizzled.

At 19:01, Anonymous al said...

Hey, Kyah!

"A eg ad segja ther brandara?

Keyptu ther brjosthaldara!"

In "The Day The Earth Stood Still", isn't that what the lady said to the big robot so he wouldn't zap her?

At 19:16, Blogger Minka said...

kyah, thanks for bringing that up. i can't hear it enough :)

Doug, you are growling in my defence? Are you alright?

Sar, sorta almost kinda close :)

al, I´ll let Kyah reply to that!

At 21:06, Blogger Doug said...

Minka, at your service.

At 21:09, Blogger MyUtopia said...

I am totally having a bad hair day.

At 23:07, Blogger Kyahgirl said...

Minka-glad to help out in the humour department. I too can behave like a young Icelandic boy!

Doug-I'm just dying to hear you talk about ladies underwear in 'Canadian'. Seriously, can't wait heh.

Al, you have to read my comments on my last post to get Minka's joke. I don't think the lady from "The Day the Earth Stood Still" would have dared to tease the robot about getting a bra! :-)

At 12:14, Anonymous shayna said...

LOL! That was too funny! :)


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