I did a post today over at Central Snark about puns... so I thought I´d continue the party over here. Not exactly the same though...I do have a sense of pride...around here somewhere!
I thought I would ask you guys some really deep questions that are runnign through my head as I type...
1.) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2.) Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
3.) How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
4.) If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?
5.) If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Now: These are questions I need answers to. If you have some, please let me know...I really need a piece of mind ;)
And just because this was so much fun:
"A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve mushrooms here." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
*chuckles*
p.s Kudos to the one who cracks the visual pun!
And that, my friends, rhymes!
well, at least I amuse myself :)
28 Comments:
Kudos to you for the mammoth cups.
"Holes", LOL!!!
I love those cups.
Woolly Mammoth Mugs!!!!Not for my mouth thanks. *laughs*
"well, at least I amuse myself :)"
...and your friends as well.
1. Because monkeys and apes were doing so well, they kicked the humans out of their nice comfy jungles. Humans had to evolve tool use so they could build cities to approximate the lovely jungles from which they'd gotten evicted. You think I'm kidding?!? :)
2. The condemned man might get an infection. And the defense team, seeing this possibility, would scream "foul", get (yet another) stay of execution, and delay the proceedings for another $25 million or until the natural death of the convict, whichever comes later.
3. Forget the sponges. The remains of protozoa and algae alone probably contribute, on average, reduce the ocean depth by half a kilometre or so.
4. They heard the joke about the ten-foot Pole and cried out "no you won't, either".
5. If you take an Occidental person and spin him around several times, will he have an occident?
You ever hear this one? "My boss must think I'm a mushroom. Because he keeps me in the dark and feeds me merde de taureau."
The boss is right. People and mushrooms belong to the same family tree (FungAnimal Kingdom). No merde.
Those mugs have anything to do with HNT? If so, are you bragging or eliciting sympathy?
:)
That would be wooly, wooly mamooth mugs....still not for mah mouth ;~#
Fun questions but too brilliant for my brain at this moment. ;)
It sounds like you must be feeling good. And that's good.
Minka, you so very punny.
LOL... you crack me up girlie!!! :)
and i like the mammoth mugs, too... but i wouldn't want my triple-grande-soy-no-whip-mocha served up in one! (or would that be a triple-MEGA-soy-no-whip-mocha?)
you *are* a punny Penguin and this is why we love you! xox
ups, that was me -teh penguin- above!
Don't know the answer to the questions ...
Just wanna say "Hi" and alert you that we'll see each other in 3 weeks :-)But I think J. already told you.
Eg er svo heppin ad vera bradum i Islandi og eg hlakka til ad sjá ykkur!
Mammoth cups are a sign that someone suffers from a sore back and aching shoulders.
I think I'm turning into a monkey. Maybe my evolutionary process is going backwards. It is genetic too, because both my kids are monkeys.
Pass the mushrooms, please!
I'm watching football right now, so I'm not in a thinking mood. I just want to watch guys beat the crap out of each other. Such excitement.
So sorry I'm late, Minka! Love your questions! I love everyones answers. D
What's the visual pun answer... I can't figure it out!! :)
heike, eg get ekki bedid. Allir eru að hlakka til ad sja thig aftur. thrjau vikur? thad er nu bara enginn timi :) Geda Ferd til okkar :)
Brian, I´ll take coffee in an ordinary cup, thank you :) milk too, no sugar...I am way too sweet as it is;)
Jamie, evolution can turn things aorund, let me tell ye :) And there are worth things than monkeys!
Fred, so sophistcated today :)
FF, ther eis no timeframe :) Everybody is welcome whenever they can make the time...although I am always mighty glad to see you all every day :)
CJ, mammoth jugs (or mugs as some of these here commenters seem to insist:)
I love the mammoth cups! psst: since nobody else mentioned this - think it's only okay to refer to rugs as oriental, otherwise you may want to go with Asian. Consider it a public service announcement.
How was your marathon by the way?
I thought mammoth jugs too, Minka. What a couple of pervy girls we are. :)
Well why aren't German's called Germs?
Hm?
g, rugs? was I talking in my sleep again?
Jenna, what sorta question is that. germans are gems, we all should know that, really!
Oooh! Me likey puns! Silly girl make all da bohemians laugh and laugh and laugh... apart from pretty you are indeed witty...
Jugs? Mugs? Cups? So what is it? Hmmm?
Sorry, I know I sound like a freak... I am a feak these days fo sho, FO SHO! But I had to pop in to say hola!
At the Bass Lake bike (motorcycle) run they have a trophy called Mammoth Jugs... it doesn't look like that. :-D
Excellent pun Monika!
ohmygosh!!! that is my Basque grandfathers joke,and he reall is a funguy most basque are) so are Icelandic's Ices???
And well I'm pretty useless about the questions...sorry...
Omar, ég er buin að fretta það :)
Terry,why thank you. it wasn´t mine :)
square, well It is a hilarious joke. But icelanders ar enot Ices, we are Vikings deep deep down!
Yeah, skip me why dontcha! *sniff, sniff*
Miz B. so sorry. an unforgivable oversight. I blame my eyes! You even complimented me so greatlyk, I usually notice that;)
that list cracked me up, pengie!
as for the picture......
extinct breasts?
caffeine with tusks?
aggressive pottery?
oh lord, i dunno!
*wanders off mumbling and breathing into a paper bag*
Fn, it is my duty as a Flatbutt, to crack my fellow flatbutts up. Glad I succeded!
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