Don´t come closer...
For your own safety please remain behind your screen! I am so charged with negative energy that I could power up Iceland´s electricity usage all by myself. What a day!
A young (24) innocent German girl came to Iceland a month ago. I agreed to meet her in a coffee-place and help her with questions she might have about this country and its many pitfalls. Guys coming up to you and asking you if you have a lighter is a definite nono! Anyways, this girl is quite a bit to take. I can´t say a single sentence without her laughing. Which is fine-I like to think of myself as funny- but an hour later-and all the other guests still starring at us I had enough. I went to my car and ...I got a parking ticket! I was five minutes late and saw the little miserable git walking off satisfied at having yet another ticket written. If I see you in a dark alley, be afraid! Be very afraid! Look at that thing! It says: "Lets´be considerate and follow traffic regulations." What the F*** was I doing? How about you be considerate and give 5 to 10 minutes ´cause the darn waiter takes eternity to bring your bill and strange German girl keeps laughing ever so loudly about the face you just pulled!
I got the ticket from under my window-wipers, turned around and wouldn´t you believe it? Some imbasil thought it would be fun to scratch my car with a key. I saw the lovely line and just sat down on the sidewalk and laughed. ´Cause this was just so unreal! After a few minutes I got up, sat behind the steering wheel and backed into...oh yes...a stone decoration on afore-mentioned sidewalk. It was too small to see through my rear-mirror. Now Otto Dumbledore looks like: see picture to the left! I drove home, screaming quite an extensive and offensive voacabulary at the ever-so-disinterested world.
And this morning some man called me. He needed a German tutor to teach his son. You see he has a huge test on Thursday and needs to start studying and could I please go over the entire winter-class scedule with him. Are you friggin´ kiddin me Jon Jonsson? Do you really think I could teach your son everything he is supposed to have learned over half a year in one session? And why oh why do people sleep through school and start to study two days before a major exam? Drives me nuts...
So I taught this poor soul this evening for hours of my life, which I will never get back. I tried to stuff his brain with information and gave him a few cheat cheats and tricks he could learn. I actually had the feeling I put something into that head of his. We´ll see!
I just wanna go to bed, read something and hope the world will be nicer to me tomorrow. All I wanted to do was be kind today and that is when life decides to kick me while I am down-TWICE! Now I am gonna put on my nighties, hug my teddy and bite into my pillow!
Darn you Tuesday, the 30th of May 2006!