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Sunday, February 26, 2006

I just saw that and thought it was hilarious...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Monika!

  1. Monika is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
  2. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Monika.
  3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Monika in your ear 700 times.
  4. All swans in England belong to Monika!
  5. There are 336 dimples on Monika.
  6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Monika.
  7. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Monika'.
  8. If you toss Monika 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  9. You can tell if Monika has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
  10. Research indicates that Monika will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
I am interested in - do tell me about

5-simply not true *hrumpf*
7- Yeah baby! Gimme,gimme.
10- never noticed that, chocolate covered strawberries will do it too!

Posted by Minka :: 12:50 am :: 18 Royal Subjects

Link to this Royal Decree!


At 20:21, Blogger Sar said...

I'm first! Maybe you won't miss me this time. ;)

I did this at Logo's, what a trip. I have to say reading yours, the image of you and #9 cracked me up. Spin!

At 20:59, Blogger Minka said...

Sar, believe you me. I am as hard-boiled as they come;)

At 21:14, Blogger Miz BoheMia said...

Very funny! I did this over at Wombat's place once. I should try it again 'cause I remember nothing!

Hey! Got some tweaking to do so let me know! If it is easier you can just send me the template and I will send it back to you plus instructions on what to do with the settings!

Are you settled in dear Sistah? Muchos besos all the way from Spain!


At 21:31, Blogger Tim Rice said...

Well, Monica, I did the top ten trivia about Timothy and this is the result. And I made sure I clicked on "Him"!

1)Europe is the only continent that lacks Timothy.
2)It's bad luck to put Timothy on a bed.
3)Without Timothy, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
4)Women shoplift four times more frequently than Timothy.
5)If you break Timothy, you will get seven years of bad luck.
6)It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Timothy!
7)Timothy can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
8)Over 46,000 pieces of Timothy float on every square mile of ocean.
9)In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Timothy in your mouth.
10)Only one person in two billion will live to be Timothy.

It sounds like I'm quite unique! ;)

At 22:14, Blogger Minka said...

Miz Bohemia. I will add you as a member as soon as my connection is up. At the moment I cannot access my mail :(

Tim: How do you feel about number 2?

At 22:35, Blogger windowtomymind said...

Monika Magic. How clever you are. I like that you are picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field. It makes you so...organic under all that ice.

At 22:43, Anonymous pia said...

okay--I have to try it--hope that you settle in shortly!

At 23:14, Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Music! I hear music. That's new. Nice.

At 00:09, Blogger Tim Rice said...

Ah, Monica, I never felt that bed brought me bad luck. If anything, it brings me good luck when I manage to get enough sleep. :)

At 00:16, Blogger Keith said...

That music is bloody awful! No accounting for taste in an old git like me! I prefer a bit of Vivaldi or Rachmaninov..........

At 02:15, Blogger karma said...

hey, I eat bananas every day! hahaha

At 11:42, Blogger Doug said...

That is funny.

At 14:10, Blogger AP3 said...

That's pretty funny! Good job over at Doug's today.

Rabbit, rabbit!

At 16:00, Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

These are great!
Can I have one of your swans?

I enjoyed your Special Guest post at Doug's
You are truly the QUEEN for the day!!!!!
And you are ALWAYS the Ice Queen.

At 16:19, Blogger cube said...

Some funny & some just plain weird.
Just in case, I salute you, Monika.

At 19:29, Blogger Minka said...

windowtomymind, I have lived in Iceland for 8 years now...German organization os hard to erase :)

Pia..me too!

TLP, yes..it is from teh last comment. I have to take it out now. Although a lovely sentiment (You are beautiful) if you hear it too often, it becomes less real!

Timothy, I am glad the bed is adequately used!

Keith, not young-no vote :)

Karma, that is why you are so hot in my eyes;)

Thank you big bro, it made me laugh too!

Ap3, thank you and Hase, Hase to you too!

Jamie Dawn, thanks for stopping by. I´ll grant you two swans. They mate for life!

Cube, I agree...when I typed my name I expected..."No matches could be found with Monika!" :)

At 22:52, Blogger Johnboy said...

Hi My Queen! 336 dimples on Monika! I would think so. Dimples give you more surface area and that translates into more stability and control! quite a nice metaphor for life i would say. Anyway from all your pictures i would also say you have quite a nice surface area indeed!! :)

At 16:04, Anonymous Anonymous said...

All about me!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jenna!

1. Jenna once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. Not true. It was last. Pffft.
2. Cats use their Jenna to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
3. Baskin Robbins once made Jenna flavoured ice cream. It was banned. Too much of an aphrodisiac
4. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Jenna. This Mac user firmly denies this
5. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Jenna with his left foot. I won't tell you what he did with his right. *wink*
6. Jenna never said 'Play it again, Sam'. She said "DO it again, Sam." Big difference
7. If you lick Jenna ten times, you will consume one calorie. True, true, true. It's just finding the right place to lick.
8. Without Jenna, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
9. Jenna is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
10. Over 46,000 pieces of Jenna float on every square mile of ocean.

An unofficial 11. Jenna is very peeved that some of her characteristics are not unique to her and her alone but will happily share them with Timothy. *pouting*


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