I just saw that and thought it was hilarious...
- Monika is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Monika.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Monika in your ear 700 times.
- All swans in England belong to Monika!
- There are 336 dimples on Monika.
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Monika.
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Monika'.
- If you toss Monika 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- You can tell if Monika has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
- Research indicates that Monika will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
5-simply not true *hrumpf*
7- Yeah baby! Gimme,gimme.
10- never noticed that, chocolate covered strawberries will do it too!